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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
skinnykookies
taahko

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

taahko

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

thurisazsalail

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

skinnykookies

Why does stuff like this make me proud to be a Gen Z-er

Source: taahko
lolitamylove
marblecoeur

actually terrifying covers for Lolita: Max Temesu & Linn Olofsdotter

“Lolita is not about love, because love is always mutual; Lolita is about obsession, which is never, ever love, and Nabokov himself was so disappointed that people did not understand this and take away the right message… For how could anyone call this feeding frenzy of selfishness, devouring, and destruction ‘love’?“ - Vanity Fair’s Gregor von Rezzori

iwant2beskinnny
iwant2beskinnny

Character Profile

name: iwant2beskinnny

age: 16

gender: that one scene in american beauty where Kevin Spacey gets caught masterbating in his bed

mental illnesses: too fuckin’ rad

likes: bread, stomach rumbles, using uwu, kink shaming then saying “kink shaming is my kink”, goth clothes i’ll never wear

dislikes: bread, people quoting vines then telling you they quoted a vine when YOU KNOW they quoted a vine, christmas

catchphrase: 🤠

recognisable traits: types like a twittergay ™, only laughs ironically, purposely listens to sad playlists to cry

bad habits: fasting for 22 hours because i couldn’t make it to 24, saying “i don’t care anymore” then proceeding to care too much, laughing at the same 3 meme videos, calling people “broski”

wannabskinnybeech

love ur body:

wholesome-suggestion

look at ur hands: they have pet so many cute animals and dried so many of ur tears

look at ur feet: they have walked you to some of ur favorite places and walked you away from the bad ones

look at ur belly: think of the days when its been full and warm with your favorite foods

look at ur legs: they have held you up when you thought you weren’t strong enough to stand

look at ur eyes: they have seen so many beautiful people

look at ur mouth: it has told so many people that u love them

ur body has been there for you since day 1; love it, it loves u.

Source: wholesome-suggestion
wannabskinnybeech
relapseroxy

YES BITCH MAGIC SCALE

So I weighed myself and from yesterday morning to today

I lost 4 lbs

Bloated? Water weighty? Sad?

REBLOG FOR LUCK ON TOMORROWS SCALE

nocturne-equinox

I’ve really did lose 4lbs in just +1 week… holy fuck this works!!?

relapseroxy

Everyone is shocked that it works, y'all need to remember I’m a witch

skinnylegsandwaist2

cant risk it

teafortyler

xxx

anaismean

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND I LOST TWO AND A HALF POUNDS OVERNIGHT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE TYSM

97mlkookie
blixart

how to draw arms ? ? 

swagginsloths

holy fuck

shoutsofthunder

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

blixart

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yes !!

empresspinto

but how much extend

petroleum-hare

^^^^^^^^^^

kvothe-kingkiller

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gabbyzvolt25

I NEARLY CHOKED

lifeofcynch

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

zomibom

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finally. i can be accurate

sherlock-im-not-gay

This is too fucking great to not reblog

wishem

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I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

keithislactoseintolerant

🤣🤣

urhella-gaychloe

LMAOOOOOO

fernacular

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

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The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

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So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

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And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

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It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

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So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

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But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

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HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG